Happy Birthday, Mom!

It's a long established fact that everyone's got a mom. But not everyone has a mom like mine. Mom, I could write a bad poem for you, or a long letter, but know that would be kind-of like the "breakfast" we made you on Mother's Day many years ago. You'd have to pretend to like it. So I won't. What I will say is that I wouldn't be who I am without you. I love you, and I'm so glad you're my mom. Happy Birthday.