What's in a Name?

Oldest Son: I wonder what my wife's name will be...
Middle Son: Mine's name will be Killer.
Youngest Daughter: Well, my husband's name will be Puny 'cause he's going to be small.
Me: Then I'm going to have weird son-and-daughters-in-law.
Youngest Daughter: Ok, then. I guess my husband will just be normal and ripe.
Oldest Son: Ripe? Are you going to pluck him from a husband tree?
Youngest: Yes.